Audible Book Review: A Dirty Job by Christopher Moore

This is a bit rough with language and reasoning, but it has some funny moments.
A Dirty Job
By: Christopher Moore
Narrated by: Fisher Stevens

Series: Grim Reaper, Book 1 (2 books)
Length: 11 hrs and 50 mins
Release date: 01-01-06
Publisher: HarperAudio
Genre: Occult, Satire, Supernatural
My Rating: 3.5 of 5.0 Overall; Story 3.5; Narration 4.0.

Publisher's Summary
Charlie Asher is a pretty normal guy. A little hapless, somewhat neurotic, sort of a hypochondriac. He's what's known as a Beta Male: the kind of fellow who makes his way through life by being careful and constant, you know, the one who's always there to pick up the pieces when the girl gets dumped by the bigger/taller/stronger Alpha Male.
But Charlie's been lucky. He owns a building in the heart of San Francisco, and runs a secondhand store with the help of a couple of loyal, if marginally insane, employees. He's married to a bright and pretty woman who actually loves him for his normalcy. And she, Rachel, is about to have their first child.
Yes, Charlie's doing okay for a Beta. That is, until the day his daughter, Sophie, is born. Just as Charlie, exhausted from the birth, turns to go home, he sees a strange man in mint-green golf wear at Rachel's hospital bedside, a man who claims that no one should be able to see him. But see him Charlie does, and from here on out, things get really weird.
People start dropping dead around him, giant ravens perch on his building, and it seems that everywhere he goes, a dark presence whispers to him from under the streets. Strange names start appearing on his nightstand notepad, and before he knows it, those people end up dead, too. Yup, it seems that Charlie Asher has been recruited for a new job, an unpleasant but utterly necessary one: Death. It's a dirty job. But hey, somebody's gotta do it.
©2006 Christopher Moore (P)2006 HarperCollinsPublishers

Review:
Charlie Asher is a normal, not particularly impressive guy; a rather hapless, beta male. He was fortunate to be running his family’s business, a secondhand store with some helpful, if weird, employees. And somehow Charlie landed a lovely wife, Rachel.

When Rachel goes into labor, Charlie’s narcotic behavior causes the nurses to run him out of the room. After Rachel delivers a precious baby girl, Charlie returns to the room to be surprised to see a stranger there. The stranger is surprised too as no one is supposed to be able to see him. The man is a deliverer of death or soul collector who claims the souls of those dying.

Charlie returns home with his daughter Sophie and struggles to get over the loss of his beloved wife. But soon he begins to see strange things, like red glowing items in his store and beyond. Next, people start to die near him. One of his employees, a goth girl fascinated by ghoulish things, takes a book sent to Charlie that tells him he is now a soul collector and what he is supposed to do. She doesn’t consider him worthy, so she wants to claim the book.

Meanwhile, Charlie continues with strange things, finding names and numbers on his bedside table, seeing giant ravens on the roof, spotting shadows on the street, and hearing challenging whispers from the street gutters. Eventually, Charlie learns what is going on and he begins to stumble through his new “job” as a deliverer of death and collector of souls. Still, powers of darkness are creepy forward and becoming more threatening.

The story goes off on a strange path with the soul collectors finally facing off against the demons which want to take over the souls of San Francisco. I am glad there was strong humor to offset some terribly strong language. There was also some clear stereotyping that could be offensive to some if they don’t appreciate the satire. I did like several of the secondary characters, including Sophie. I also liked the quotes at the beginning of the chapters. I am not sure if I will continue with the series, but I can recommend this to fans of occult who aren’t offended by the foul language.

Audio Notes: Fisher Stevens does a good job with the narration. His voice appropriately fits the crazy characters. I’m glad I had the audio.

Source: 7/18/21 Audible $5.00 sale on Sci Fi and Fantasy titles. This qualifies for 2022TBR and 2022Audiobook goals.

Audio Book Review: The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant by Drew Hayes

This is fun, easy listening.

The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant --
Written by Drew Hayes
Narrated by Kirby Heyborne

Series: Fred, the Vampire Accountant, Book 1
Length: 7 hrs and 2 mins
Unabridged Audiobook
Release date: 02-24-15
Language: English
Publisher: Tantor Audio
Genre: Adventure, Fantasy, Humor, Satire
My Rating: 4.25 of 5.0 Overall; Story 4.25; Narration 4.25.

Publisher Description
Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one. Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort.
One fateful night-different from the night he died, which was more inconvenient than fateful-Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos of the parahuman world: a world with chipper zombies, truck driver wereponies, maniacal necromancers, ancient dragons, and now one undead accountant trying his best to “survive.”
Because even after it’s over, life can still be a downright bloody mess.

Review:
Many people expect a vampire to be powerful, fierce, and maybe even suave. That isn’t Fred. Fred tells you himself that he was a timid, awkward, physically soft nerd while living and that didn’t change too much when he died. He may have slimmed down some and has strengths he calls on occasionally, but he is still timid and socially awkward. Fred attends his high school reunion and runs into a girl he liked during school but who he thought barely noticed him. Surprisingly, Krystal recognizes Fred and treats him nicely. Not only that, it turns out she recognizes what he is because she is an agent who hunts down out of control parahumans.

Though it is a bumble, Fred manages to help Krystal escape a dangerous situation. Then he joins her on several unexpected adventures where Fred accumulates unique friends like a cheerful zombie (not a brain-eating variety), a werepony. Fred and Krystal also face their share of monsters and Fred has to try to outthink some of them since he certainly can’t outwrestle them.

Fred may be mild-mannered, but he isn’t totally uninteresting. He repeatedly ends up in engaging adventures where it is fun to watch Fred outwit his opponents/enemies. I liked the easy flow of the chapters that share different misadventures, introducing the new characters along the way. In the end, there is a fun, interesting twist. The author is creative in the parahumans and writes with light humor that makes it fun to read/listen. I recommend this to readers who enjoy lighter paranormal characters.

Audio Notes: Kirby Heyborne does a good job with the narration. He captures Fred’s mild personality and manages to make the listening move along with interest. I am glad I listened to this.

Source: September 2019 Chirp Purchase $.99. This qualifies for 2020TBR and 2020Audiobook goals.

Audible Book Review: Differently Morphous by Yahtzee Croshaw

This is fun and a bit zany whodunnit.
Differently Morphous
By: Yahtzee Croshaw
Narrated by: Yahtzee Croshaw

Length: 10 hrs and 23 mins
Unabridged Audiobook
Release date: 03-06-18
Language: English
Publisher: Audible Original
Genre: British-Irish Humor, Fantasy, Satire
My Rating: 4.0 of 5.0 Overall; Story 4.0; Narration 4.25.

Publisher's Summary
A magical serial killer is on the loose, and gelatinous, otherworldly creatures are infesting the English countryside. Which is making life for the Ministry of Occultism difficult, because magic is supposed to be their best kept secret.
After centuries in the shadows, the Ministry is forced to unmask, exposing the country's magical history - and magical citizens - to a brave new world of social media, government scrutiny, and public relations.
On the trail of the killer are the Ministry's top agents: a junior operative with a photographic memory (and not much else), a couple of overgrown schoolboys with godlike powers, and a demonstrably insane magician.
But as they struggle for results, their superiors at HQ must face the greatest threat the Ministry has ever known: the forces of political correctness....
Differently Morphous is the latest and greatest tale to emerge from the mind of writer (and narrator) Yahtzee Croshaw.
©2018 Yahtzee Croshaw (P)2018 Audible Originals, LLC.

Review:
Magic is supposed to be hidden from the public with the help of the Ministry of Occultism. Then an alien species from a side dimension arrives in the countryside to seek asylum. It seems that whenever the gelatinous, slimy masses came into the country alone they were quickly killed. Now a group of the Fluidics have gotten into the public eye and become popular, but not with everyone. The aliens are a hive group, all with the name Shoggoth, and someone is continuing to track them to murder them.

Now that the Ministry of Occultism has been exposed, they are separated from their original mysterious leaders, the Hand of Merlin, and moved into a new department. The handful of quirky agents are tasked with finding the murderer and saving the image of the magical community. It isn’t easy with the stumbling agents. The ever-controlling office manager pairs Alison, a young, brand new agent who has a photographic memory, with a mistrusted insane magician, Diablory. The other pair of agents has been a long-time team, one with enhanced senses and the other with fire powers, who banter like immature schoolboys.

The new director adds another cog when he introduces a social-minded phycologist, Dr. Pavani, to work with Adam, a young student who is possessed by an Ancient. Dr. Pavani insists that the Fluidics and the “Dual Consciousness” must be treated with political kindness, although much of the time her attitudes are ridiculous too.

Alison does her best to use her memorized facts to help Shoggoth, her ‘own’ aide, and the group generally. She is also trying to protect Adam’s sister so she won’t get returned to the ministry controlled schools for the magical. Alison, the twisted Diablory, and the other agents pursue each lead with a few red herrings to keep the searching interesting.

The story is full of humor and satire. The Fluidics/Shoggoths are a likable species for slime creatures! There are clues to the identity of the killer, but the truth hides until close to the end. The listen didn’t move along as quickly as I thought it might which I contribute to some level of disorientation and fatigue I am experiencing with the stresses of coping with the times of coronavirus. If you enjoy fantasy, magical zaniness with a good whodunnit, I recommend this story to you.

Audio Notes: The author, Yahtzee Croshaw, serves as the narrator and who better to capture and portray the quirks of the characters? The narration is engaging and fitting to the characters. I enjoyed Shoggoth even though you have to listen closely to understand his/their lisping speech. I enjoyed the audio experience which enhanced the reading for me.

Source: May 2018 Audible Credit. This qualifies for 2020TBR, 2020Audiobook and 2020Alphabet goals.

Book Review: The Skeleton Code: A Satirical Guide to Secret Keeping by Alla Campanella and Ken Massey

I found this to be a difficult read but it does conclude with a positive message.
The Skeleton Code: A Satirical Guide to Secret Keeping
by Alla Campanella and Ken Massey

File Size: 1868 KB
Print Length: 230 pages
Publisher: Morgan James Publishing (October 25, 2016)
ASIN: B01M09DBMM
Genre: Satire, Self Help
My Rating: 3.75 of 5.0

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Early in life, we learn to exaggerate our positive personal qualities and hide or deny our failures and weaknesses. The Skeleton Code is a satirical and humorous look at the many ways we protect our public personas by closeting our personal secrets, an ultimately self-deluding way of life. As a parody of the self-help “success” genre, the book presents facetious strategies about how to cover up our silly and scandalous secrets before turning to The Skeleton Cure.

Review:
I had to keep reminding myself this was satire. And as satire, for 80% of the book, the authors do a very good job. Alla Campanella and Ken Massey rightly note that almost everyone has skeletons in their closets – secrets we just don’t share. But then we worry about keeping those secrets from popping out, or being found out or outed by someone else. The authors are careful to provide a disclaimer that they are not promoting immoral, unethical or illegal behavior. They then proceed to present several chapters of tricks for protecting your secrets: dressing for diversion, mimicking the masters, taking the offensive. There are several chapters sharing methods to encourage fear and help prepare a response in the event of exposure, either accidental or purposeful. There can be an art in self disclosure that minimizes the potential for negative impact. The authors provide a fitting quote from Sidney Poitier: “I know how easy it is for one to stay well within moral, ethical, and legal bounds through the skillful use of words—and to thereby spin, sidestep, circumvent, or bend a truth completely out of shape.” The authors also do a nice job of summarizing the techniques and testing the progress of the reader.

I really had difficulty sticking through this to the end. I knew it is satire but that didn’t help stop my feeling that what they were describing was somewhat ‘slimy’. Still, it just didn’t feel right or good and I didn’t want to read it. This made me feel like when I stop reading a book because the language used is just too foul – it makes me feel uncomfortable and unhappy.

I knew there was a better message but that isn’t shared until the last two chapters. The closing points note that hiding secrets may cause physical pain as well as emotional illness. It is healthier to uncover the secrets, face them and remove the skeleton from your life. This did make me feel better. The closing remarks reminded me of the Transactional Analysis course I took in my late twenties which featured resource books like I’m Ok - You’re Ok and Games People Play.

The book is well written and laid out in an easy to follow fashion. I think the authors’ introduction tried to reassure the reader that the ultimate message was positive… and it is. I just think there could be more positive ways to present the message. This one wasn’t real comfortable for me but could be very useful for the right people, right situation.

I received this title from ProBook Marketing through iRead Book Tours for an honest review. Please watch the video below for a positive view of the book. Also, see other reader/reviewer thoughts on the Blog Tour found here. This qualifies for my 2017 TBR Challenge.

Author Bios:

Ken Massey is a public speaker, author, humorist and minister enjoying the second and truer half of life. He holds two graduate theological degrees and is trained as a life coach, conflict manager and transition specialist. He enjoys golf, and traveling, but finds his greatest fulfillment helping other people discover their true worth as human beings. Ken, a native Texan, loves the beauty and the people of North Carolina, where he and Alla reside.

Alla Campanella, after traveling throughout the world, has lived in the US since 1992. A longtime student of the arts and humanities, she enjoys her work as an artist and photographer. Alla was inspired to write this book because she heard so many personal and painful secrets from her clients about their failures and foibles and wanted them to face these realities rather than hide from them.

Connect with them: Website  ~  Twitter  ~  Facebook

Ken Massey talking about The Skeleton Code to WTVR CBS 6 News. This is a great interview summarizing the book well.

Youtube Link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sW81AcUlON0