do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands
of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology
if their lives depended on it,
or lawyers and doctors interested in simply
running up the bills (yours truly excluded).
If a reasonable amount of time passes
and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
Glass of wine
Cup of Tea
Kindle with Books
It should be presumed that I won't ever get better.
When such a determination is reached,
I hereby instruct my appointed person
and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the
tubes and call it a day.
Have a Happy Tuesday!